Dilbert is sitting in MY desk. Unfortunately though, I don't have a cute, little Dogbert sitting next to the computer mouse, but everything else looks about right. I never thought Dilbert comics were very funny. Not even after 3 years of internships in the office, but something happened to me today. I don't know what it was. It's only my second day, and I've found two Dilbert comics hilarious! HAHAHA....uhh...ehh... I'm afraid. I have to resist the corporate mindset and corporate humor. At least keep a good balance of it with reality. I need to make sure I still find normal things funny, not just Dilbert comics and Office Space.I shouldn't... but I'm going to... share a Dilbert comic with you!!!
(Lady walks to a balding guy sitting at his desk with a cup of coffee in his hand.)
Lady: Hi, handsome. Are you free for lunch?
Guy: Are you selling something, or do you have a horrible defect that isn't apparent?
Lady: Is it so hard to believe that a hot, intelligent, sane woman would be attracted to a man like you?
Guy: GAA!!! It's worse than I thought!
(Guy starts shaking and chattering his teeth.)
Lady: Maybe we could just drink coffee and talk about the last episode of battle-star galactica.
Guy: GAAA!!! Get away from me, you perfect monster!
(Guy turns around and fiercely runs away. Lady walks away.)
Lady: There must be a guy in the engineering department who will date me.
(Lady approaches Dilbert.)
Lady: Hi.
Dilbert: What's wrong with you?
I found that in the Sunday paper. HAHAHA! *sigh* Funny stuff.
4 comments:
ha! omg! i want that comic. cut it out, scan it and post it!
haha... I don't even own a printer. A scanner's a bit too advanced for me right now. I did keep it so I'll show you next time I see you. :)
yay!!! I can't wait to see you! KC here I come...(pulling out my shovel)..wait...maybe I'll just drive there spring break.
hmm... why is it that everytime i think about your site address, i think "itsontherocks" and not "itsonthehouse"? ...that's not subliminal or anything...
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